Yes, I've finally found the problem with humanity, the reason we don't have flying cars and robot espresso machines, the reason the future hasn't come yet.
Them.
The time-space continuum doesn't even like them.
They are the problem.
This is what you're looking for. I'm not sure how it's gonna work, but that's between you and the car I don't want to know. |
Oh. And guess what. I can back my vindictive, righteous anger up with SCIENCE. Yeah, that shit that you failed in hight school and the reason you're working at Burger King, it's coming back to bite you in the ass. Because YOU are what your body would consider to be a HEART ATTACK. YOU are what causes ischemic strokes. YOU cause necrosis. And how does this connection make one iota of sense? Guess what causes all those death-type illnesses (death types have a bonus against healthy living abilities, but are weak against anti-coagulant type medications). Blood clots, but not just a blood clot, a blood clot that was circulating through the blood stream, all nice and normal like, but the it stopped in the middle of an important artery and RUINED EVERYTHING JUST LIKE YOU. And not the 'ruined everything' that your parents told you because you were a drunken accident they couldn't put up for adoption. You are the social analog of a heart attack and a stroke- you are everything that's wrong with society and your degree of ignorance about other people will be what brings about the end of civilization as we know it, so, when we're being raped in the ass by motherfucking alien pterodactyl sex monsters with tentacles I'll blame you.
YOUR FAULT. You dumb walking fail cunt. Go fuck a toaster. And make sure it's plugged in. And set to "Hellfire" |
They'll cancel Christmas, and all of the sad orphans in the world will blame you.
And Santa will send you and all your relatives uncaged Ebola Monkeys on Christmas morning.
Ebola Monkeys.
Merry Christmas.
Enjoy Dissolving.
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