We're college students, and we know everything. Yes, that's right everything. And even if we didn't, either we're sure you're gullible enough and have enough blind faith in everything you read on the internet to believe us anyway, or we're good enough at lying extravagantly to convince you of anything, like anteaters, we could convince you that they EXIST.
But really, anteaters don't exist.
Trust us, we're experts, and even if we're not and all we do is lie prolifically it's not like you're smart enough to tell the difference. We'd be disappointed, but really, you're you, what else could we expect by now.
