Why? You ask. Because surely I would not stoop into that cesspool of biased propaganda based filth that is the political system. Well, the answer is that I just got this sweet pair of waders off amazon and I want to see if they're radioactive-ebola proof; and the only place to find mental radioactive-ebola is politics, specifically, American politics, just to clarify which serotype of ebola we're working with here.
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So, first off, I'm not going to identify myself with any party. Why? Because they're tossers- All of them. Drawing lines between groups is a.) one of the best historical ways to incite genocide (don't believe me, look up Rwanda, and read about how fucked up that shit was) and b.) it's the best way to STAY ELECTED or to GET ELECTED. Because, lets face it, having to vote on people based off of what they think and say and having to have intelligent discussion of ideas and actual debates of topics that don't fit into the five minutes between commercials is just not something that politicians want to do, and it's not something the average American citizen is mentally equipped to do. Also, a lot of politicians would get thrown out on their asses real quick if they actually had to explain the reasoning behind their 'stances' (not all mind you, Ron Paul in particular has proven himself adept at explaining WHY he thinks the way he does, but many others would end up looking pants-on-head-retarded for even trying, also, I'm not a libertarian, just fyi). And more to the point with parties, it's easy to stay elected when all you have to do is convince people that you're not affiliated with Party "X" when they want to ruin everything and that even if you're a complete incompetent idiot you're better than allowing them to get power. Same goes for getting elected, you don't need to argue views and points, you argue that the person from party "Y" has fucked up enough that they shouldn't be allowed to stay; and that doesn't mean that you have any solutions to the problems, or that you'll fuck up less, just that you're not with party "Y". Basically, it comes down to the same mindset of Eagles or Cowboys? And yes, that IS what's running our country, political sports teams with as much talent as your below-average soviet era Russian made toaster.
ANNNNNNNND a picture of a squirrel thinkin you're dumb and that you have a terrible resume and will be fired from 5 different Arbys. |
So, we draw lines, so that we can point to the other side and say "AH-HA!!", or "FUCK YOU!!" or "NOT OUR FAULT!!" or "THAT REF IS A BLIND CUNT!!!". And you know what that does? Incites the blame game (fyi, it's always the ref's fault, except in rugby). It makes it so that more emphasis is focused on who's to blame for a problem than on fixing the problem. Dependency on foreign oil? Blamed on Bush, but before then blamed on Clinton, and before him blamed on the other Bush, and so on and so forth back to the bitch-flipping SEVENTIES. And you know what? All of the presidents who addressed this problem did more to point out that they didn't start the problem than they did to fix it. The main thing they all did was set deadlines for future presidents to fail to meet while blaming the policies of their fore-runner of the other party. That's not to say no progress has been made, but that for all the effort of blaming parties and people for oil dependecy and prices, very little has been done to fix the problem.
And, what's that? You want to know WHY???
Because doing something about a big problem other than blaming someone else requires drastic action, action that will, in all likelihood, take your chances of, you guessed it, RE-ELECTION, and shoot them down the shitter like all the tequila and glitter Ke$ha's been vomiting up over the years. Now, I'm not saying I agree with what current Mr. President has done, but I give him props for doing something about healthcare. I'm not saying it was the best thing, but, point being, he did something, even if it did take his re-election odds out back and throw them under a bus that looks conspicuously like the constitution.
AND THAT BRINGS ME TO MY NEXT POINT!
Exploiting the American people. Now, I referenced a constitution wrapped bus, and exploiting the American people, so, I can only be referring to one of two people and no, it's not Ke$ha, but between her and Sarah Palin, who I am referencing, I'd wager that Ke$ha's the more intelligent. So, here's my problem with the whole bus that looks like the constitution thing: Palin used it to tour the country, to gain supporters, and to gain funds. Funds for what you ask? Well, while she always claimed she was undecided to run for Presidency, that was what the funds were heavily implied to be for, that with enough funding she'd run. Well.......
This chinchilla wishes it was a pokemon so it could get into animal fighting and be a pro. currently, it has a deskjob in chicago. it's very very sad. |
This is what Cher used to look like before.... before.... it happened. |
Ok, I started writing this a while ago, and I forgot where I was, and I don't feel like going back and reading my shit to see where I was going, so, that's all you get.
Fuck-off Llama says: "Fuck Off- Bitch" |
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