Muffins You Can't Have

Saturday, October 30, 2010

Filler Muffins

THAT MUFFIN'S FOR YOU!!!
Oh, wait, no it's not.  It's in the computer, you shouldn't have fallen for that.
Now you're disappointed AND you don't have a muffin
AND you feel like an Idiot...  and yet you keep coming back.
You just enjoy disappointment, don't you.  
Ok, this should be updated more often, but it's not; you should get used to that, unless you enjoy having disappointment as an integral part of your life experience.  Good, now that you're over that; this post is pure filler, there's nothing here, it's an 'update', but it's not, it's a post so we can say the site has activity, and that we're not ALL lazy bastards, see, I'm not, it's just everyone else.  So, yeah, you've wasted your time reading this; enjoy that.  But, you'll keep reading these, because one day, someone will post a real article here, and then your life will have meaning, or, at least the time you spent reading this gibberish will be somewhat validated.  Other than that, I have nothing to say; I was just pointing out that we're here, we apparently have control over your thoughts and actions as evidenced by the fact that you just read this nonsense, and that one day we might stop wasting your time, or, more precisely, someone else that writes for this site will stop wasting your time- I have no intention of stopping.  But hey, at least I put an aweosme picture at the bottom of the page!!
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Or, wait, no I didn't.

See, more disappointment; what'd I tell you.

You're just bad at this game.

Go home, try something else, maybe knitting, that might be more your speed as you're obviously not meant to be on the internet.

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