That plant is the atropa belladonna, also known as the deadly nightshade. This is the most lethal green thing that grows out of the soil in the western hemisphere. Every part of this malicious five-foot-tall killer is deadly. Seriously. Two to three of those luscious, sweet-tasting berries are enough to take out a small child; while ten to twenty will take out a full blown ponce. And if you happen to be enough of an idiot to actually eat any other part of the plant, such as the leaves, well, it only takes a bite of one of those bad boys to send you to that short-bus in the sky.
This freakishly normal looking doom bringer can dilate your pupils, blur your vision, make your heart race, cause a loss of balance, slur your speech, create hallucinations, make you convulse, and remove your ability to take a potty break (full urinary retention and constipation...I shudder just thinking about that one). The fun stuff is that all of that is survivable. How this badass plant kills is by taking your nervous system and saying, "Hey, guess what? No more breathing or heart rate control for you! Bwahahahahaha!" Yeah, it either gives you a heart attack or suffocates you.
Perhaps it's fitting then that atropa belladonna means "do not betray a beautiful lady."
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